I am now a "barista". This is an ancient spanish word, meaning "coffee slave". It is an ancient and noble tradition, mostly consisting of me taking orders from people, preparing coffee, and absorbing verbal abuse when they inevitably accuse me of preparing the wrong beverage.
I have been informed I am not allowed to abuse back. I believe this to be a gross violation of my human rights, and I shall be contacting Amnesty International at my earliest convenience.
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